Text Sivan at 510-440-3031 to find out if we deliver or ship to your address and to place an order!
Elevate your séance or holiday soiré while supporting your friends in Everyone Is Dirty with our first ever limited edition holiday wine, 2014 Syrah made under the full moon by Sivan's very own dad during a seance with his Turkish ancestors! Get drunk on the best wine in the world, according to Sivan:)
1 bottle: 20
3 Bottles: 55
6 bottles: 100
12 bottles: 180
Gifts included in each box: Channel energies with a mesmerizing crystal pendulum, connect with spirits using the spirit board and make music with a collectable EID Ouija planchette guitar pick. To order this gift box & find out if we deliver to your address, text Sivan at 510-440-3031.
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OUIJA BOARD Everyone Is Dirty Planchette T-Shirt
$20 USD
EID Nostalgic Racerback Tank Top
$20 USD
EID German Hoodie
$45 USD
EID Embroidered Vintage Otto Cap
$22 USD
EID Psychedelic One-Piece Bodysuit Swimsuit
$40 USD
Sivan's very first EID t-shirt
$20 USD
New! Limited Reissue of Everyone Is Dirty's original TSHIRT.
$20 USD
Proud N Dirty Christmas Stocking
$15 USD
EID x Bee & Puppycat Canvas Tote
$20 USD
Customized 'Everyone Is Dirty' Flowers of Evil Souvenir Jacket- Made to Order
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Caramels For Grandpa – Limited Edition 12" Grandpa's Box Of Caramels Vinyl LP + 2 page Candy Map Insert w/Lyrics
$25 USD
My Neon's Dead – Limited Edition 12" Vinyl comes with 20 page full color lyrics zine w/ art by Lauren YS.
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Everyone Is Dirty Hypnosis Button
$2 USD
EVERYONE IS DIRTY Shaker Pint Glass (16 oz)
$18 USD
Dying Is Fun – Compact Disc
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Dying Is Fun – BUY Dying Is Fun ON VINYL
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DIRTY OR CLEAN Reversible Dishwasher Custom Magnet
$6 USD
Everyone Is Dirty Buttons
$2 USD
My Neon's Dead – 'My Neon's Dead' CD
$10 USD
Everyone Is Dirty Unisex Ringer T-Shirt
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Everyone Is Dirty Screen Printed Rebellion Summer Tank Top
$15 USD
Everyone Is Dirty Oakland, California
𝖊𝖝𝖔𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝖈𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝖇𝖆𝖗𝖔𝖖𝖚𝖊 𝖕𝖔𝖕. Elegant melodies that smash your face in with a hammer and then gently nurse you back to a false sense of health, only to break your brain again. Trust us with your ears.
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