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I wanna know what you do
When I'm not around
Because when I'm not around
You don't exist
I wanna see you
Wait in the underworld
This manic episode
Will not persist

I'm happy if you're happy
I'm happy if you're happy

The boys in the rink
Will poison your drink
A little is bliss
For a pleasant dismiss

I've got a rope
That I want you to walk across
No looking back or you don't
Get your kiss
I'm gonna parachute
Out of a lightning bolt
Watch as your spirit floats
Over this cliff

I'm happy if you're happy
I'm happy if you're happy

I'll poison your drink
With my poisonous lips
A little is bliss
For a pleasant dismiss

I wanna know who you saw
In the afternoon
Holding a red balloon
String in his fist
We are the light
at the end of the Tunnel Song
Oh won't you ride along
with Sivan Jake Tyler and
Christopher

I'm happy if you're happy
I'm happy if you're happy
I'm happy if you're happy
I'm not happy if you're not happy

I'll poison your drink
With my poisonous lips
A little is bliss
For a pleasant dismiss

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from Caramels For Grandpa, released September 1, 2023

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Everyone Is Dirty Oakland, California

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